One Hundred Years of Aptitude

It is not true that people stop pursuing dreams because they grow old, they grow old because they stop pursuing dreams.

–Gabriel Garcí­a Márquez

I think the same can be said of typewriters:

It is not true that typewriters stop typing because they grow old, they grow old because they stop typing.

– Anonymous typospherian

I recently met a victim of disuse at Moe’s shop, a hundred year-old typewriter that aged prematurely because no one has recently typed on it.

A lady wanted to buy it, but it wasn’t working. Moe asked me if I could look at it.

1915 Underwood No. 5
Serial number: 827461

Oh, it’s a thing of beauty and a technological marvel.

I haven’t experienced an Underwood 5 before, so I was surprised at how smallish and compact it is.  It does weigh a full ton – it’s dense with superior mechanics.

This Underwood is solid quality through and through. This is a true $100 machine ($2,345.70 in 2016 dollars per the CPI inflation calculator at BLS).


Look at all those thickly-plated levers and buttons and knobs and rods and switches and wheels.  Careful of the fingers, kids.


When I brought the Underwood home, the carriage initially eked out a sluggish, gummy crawl on typing.  It did not want to move.  It was just dirty and lethargic from lack of exercise.  I cleaned and lubricated the carriage rails with PB B’laster and moved the carriage back and forth until it glided smoothly. I put a new ribbon in it.  It was typing better, but there didn’t seem to be enough “oomph” to reach the end of the line.  I added a little tension to the mainspring using the ratchet crank on the mainspring drum in back.


And away we went.


I think this beautiful old machine had some serious maintenance in the last twenty years or so.  The feet are soft as a baby’s bottom and the platen, though a little ridged, is nice and soft.


Someone loved this machine and took care of it.

It’s in remarkable condition – hardly any rust or tarnish on it. A little dusty, a little gummy before cleaning, but otherwise just beautifully preserved for its 100+ years.

Sadly, it’s missing its margin release button. 😦


I wish I had another Underwood 5 to refer to. Perhaps I could have rigged up a margin release system with duct tape and paper clips 🙂

I brought it back to Moe’s shop and talked to the lady who was buying it. I walked her through its quirks (missing margin release, intermittent line-lock functioning).  The lady (a writer) was so happy to see it typing again. She was familiar with manual typewriters and this Underwood is not so different from machines 70 years younger.


It is the quintessence of old-timey typewriters and has a remarkable aptitude for typing.  This Underwood is ready for its next hundred years.